Bedside Reading

Same fashionista daughter must be credited for her eagle-eyed observation about how her parents, at least her father, are slowly morphing into: almost-there senior citizens. She took a look at the book by his bedside nook and could hardly contain her laughter. No, it wasn’t anything at all suggesting porn. It wasn’t Playboy. Nor was it FHM. It was Lovebirds: A Pet Owner’s Manual.

On my side of the bed was the February issue of Vanity Fair with Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones on the cover together with the actor who plays his son in the movie. At least I’m keeping the flame alive for someone who can crack a whip, not for some, ummm, feathered thing.