Sunday, May 1, 2011

It's the First of May. Remember: All Wives & Mothers are Working Wives & Mothers, Even & Especially on Labor Day

This came in the email box again. It got me laughing to the point that I needed to go to the bathroom. Thank you to the manashes out there who sense when you need to laugh a little more.
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The Cremated Husband

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him,

"You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,

"Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said,

"Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it , with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes."

Photo shows new royal wife getting initiated into one of the rites of "wifehood." Source: From all over the Internet

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